- (via firemxtt)
Best pet ads evar!
Remember when they used to say that gay marriage ruins the sanctity of the institution?
your sheep looks concerned
youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses
but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?
- (via mysteriouslesbian)
SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL
I do not use the word home lightly.
So when I sigh it into the crook of your neck,
Believe that your spine is a timber frame,
Your kiss a welcome mat,
And your enveloping arms my front door"
- (via nothingdazzling)
if u dont like hickeys or ass grabbin we are a no
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life